‘I thought we were just chilling’.

@munachiii

So in this age and time, guys are still playing tricks, using that annoying line.

You know now, that very annoying line.

Imagine!

You know the line now? How can you not know the line?

That line that jolts you back to reality; that makes you start to realize that you have been wasting your time all along…

It will usually go something like:

‘Why are you even complaining sef, shebi I never asked you out. I thought we were just “chilling…”’

Wait! What?

You said? I si? Ehn? Tu as dit? I don’t understand. Je ne comprend pas.

Repetez s’il vous plait! Please just say it again, lemme hear you.

(Very slowly this time) Yooou thoooought, we weeere juuuust ‘chilling’?

Chilling?

As in:

‘See Haych Eye Elu Elu Eye Een Gee’ – ‘Chilling’.

‘Thunder fire you there! Monkey!, Ekwe nsu!’ (In the most Igbotic accent I can muster)

See me…

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Mummy Sorry…

@munachiii

As soon as we heard raised voiced, we ran out of our room into the sitting-room. We huddled in the corner, all three of us, watching and listening as daddy called mummy all sorts of names. He said she was useless and that even dogs were better off.

The moment he saw us, it seemed like he got all the more enraged. He yelled at her to get out from the parlour. She got up from the sofa, and was walking towards us. She was about two paces from us when the wooden side-stool which we usually used to serve our visitors Coca-Cola hit her head. She buckled, fell, but managed to fall on her knees and not flat on her face. She immediately stood up, turned around and started screaming at him. She was asking him what she had done to him to warrant this kind of treatment.

‘Emeka…

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100 Truths

Hello People, I hope your week started out wonderful and this post meets you well.  Precious of PN Blog asked me to answer the 100 truths which you will see below.  Have a blast getting to know a little about Mojoyinolaoluwa

Last drink: Vitamin C dissolved in water

Last phone call: Dialled: Tailor, Received: Mum

Last text message: Glo (BIS will expire tomorrow.  Thanks for the reminder)

Last song you listened to: More- Lawrence Flowers

Last time you cried: Last Friday

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: Naaa

Been cheated on: I think so

Kissed someone: Duh

Lost someone special: No

Been depressed: hmmmn…..

Been drunk and threw up: Naaa

LIST FOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS

Black, Purple, and Blue

HAVE YOU:

Made new friends: Loads of them, default setting (keeping them is a different story)

Fallen out of love: Well… I think I just thought I was in Love (I think falling out of love is harder than falling in love)

Laughed until you cried: Yes…. I most certainly have

Met someone who changed you? I have, for the best

Found out who your true friends were: I have wonderful friends, that’s all I know

Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, I have.

Kissed anyone on your friends list: Errr… what friend list? Facebook, blackberry, twitter??

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: blackberry-most; facebook-half or less than half, twitter-20%

Do you have any pets? Nay

Do you want to change your name? Yes, my last name

What did you do for your last birthday? Attended a wedding, got back and hosted a few friends.

What time did you wake up today? 9am or thereabout

What were you doing at midnight last night? Checking site statistics (the life of a blogger)

Name something you CANNOT wait for: My next appointment letter

Last time you saw your father: today

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? *lip sealed*

What are you listening to right now? The sound the Air Conditioner is producing

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? No, Jerry

What’s getting on your nerves right now? I have a sore throat

Most visited web page:google.com.ng

Current city: L-A-G-O-S

Nicknames: MJ, Mojojojo (Nobody should even think about calling me Mojo *straight face*)

Relationship status: In a Relationship

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Male or female or transgendered: FEMALE

Primary School: KKMS

High School: BMJS

Middle School: Do we have middle school in Nigeria (someone please educate me)

Hair colour: The hair is currently brown and burnt orange, after so many tints and highlights

Long/medium/short: medium

Height: 5’4 -_-

Do you have a crush on someone? hmmmmm

What do you like about yourself? I’m willing to learn and take correction

Piercings: The normal ear piercing

Tattoos: None

Righty or Lefty: Righty

FIRSTS

First Surgery: None

First Piercing: My ears

First Best Friend: Biodun Ipaye

First Sport you joined: Volleyball. I love that sport

First Pet: None

First Vacation: Ki lo de?

First Concert: Can’t remember

First Crush: Hope (primary school ‘tinz’)

RIGHT NOW:

Eating: Nothing

Drinking: Water

Already missing: Kayode

I’m about to: Complete this form (100 truths)

What are you listening to right now? I have answered this question before

Thinking about: When these questions will end

Waiting for: My new job…

YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids: Yes

Want to get married? This is Nigeria.

Careers in mind: Consultant

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Lips or eyes? Indifferent

Hugs or kisses? Leave me jo

Shorter or taller? Taller (any shorter than me is a condition)

Older or younger? Older

Romantic or spontaneous: Both

Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice Stomach

Hook-up or relationship? Marriage

Trouble maker or hesitant? What?

HAVE YOU EVER:

Drank hard liquor: NO

Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t care

Kissed on 1st date? No

Broken someone’s heart? Judge not and you will not be judged

Had your own heart broken? Hmmmm…

Been arrested? Nay

Turned someone down: Hello. I’m not Mother Theresa

Cried when someone died: Yes

Liked a friend that is of the same sex: Please define like (I don’t want to go to jail)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: Duh?

Miracles: Very Much so

Love at first sight: No

Heaven: Yes

Santa Claus: No

Kissing on the first date: Are you running out of questions to ask?

Angels: Yea

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: (*rolling eyes* are you calling me a joker?)

Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes there is

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Well… *cough* (You won’t beat me if I don’t answer)

Wish you could change things in your past? yes

Did you sing today? I have a sore throat

Are you afraid of falling in love: Too Late

Are you posting these 100 truths? Is that a question?

Okay, that’s that about that.  You’re welcome to fill the 100 truths about yourselves and share as well.  You can send to mojoyin@arewa-ng.com and I’ll post it. I hope to read from you.

Stay Fabulous!!

Adelusi Mojoyinolaoluwa

Hello Beauties!!!

With no intention to confuse you, this is still Joyin Makeovers. My creativity,however, is getting better by the second.  More of My Awesomeness, coming to you soon!

So, I’m on WordPress! Yay! Reason being that some people are having issues viewing my other blogs. So, let’s say, this is a back up of the back up.

This is Joyin Makeovers/Arewa Naija, Where Beauty is the Synonym For you!!

Photoshoot comes Up May 2, 2011… Watch out for this Space!!